I loved following the celebrities during the Oscars – it makes me feel like I’m sitting there watching it live inside the Kodak Theater.

Here are some of my funniest Oscar tweets.

_”Shhhh. I’m live tweeting from directly under Sandra Bullocks chair.” — Rainn Wilson (rainnwilson), actor.

_”Charlize Theron would like to thank R. Crumb and my 16-year-old id for designing her outfit tonight.” — David Itzkoff (ditzkoff), New York Times reporter.

_”Just got lost for a minute, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah … Zach Effron’s (Zac Efron) eyes!” — Rob Corddry (robcorddr), comedian.

_”Oscars Fun Fact — Samuel L. Jackson spends 40 percent of his yearly income on Kangol hats …” — Eric Stangel (EricStangel), “Late Show With David Letterman” writer-producer.

_”Oh, Sam Worthington, your glasses make me think you’re imperfect and therefore accessible.” — Mindy Kaling (mindykaling), actor-writer.

_”Oprah’s about to tell everyone in the audience there’s an Oscar under their seat.” — Foster Kamer (weareyourfek), blogger.

_”James Cameron is going into his own hurt locker right now.” — Paul Scheer (paulscheer), comedian.

from The Associated Press

Do you act? Do you want to meet new people and have fun while doing it?

The Alchemist Theatre in Bay View is looking for actors to appear in some of their upcoming shows.

Here’s the info:

Audition Times:
Thursday February, 11th 2010 from 6:00pm to 9:00pm and Saturday February 13th from 1:00pm to 5:00pm.

Auditions will be held at The Alchemist Theatre in Bay View located at 2569 S. Kinnickinnic Avenue, Milwaukee, WI.

Auditions are open to all non-AEA actors.  Reserved audition times will be honored above walk-ins. Walk-ins are welcome.

Please bring one head shot resume and prepare 1 comedic, dark comedy, or absurdist (Durang, Abaire, Silver, Guare, Busch, Belluso, Orton, or others) monologue no longer then 1 minute and thirty seconds.  Be prepared to stay and read from selections of the script with other actors.

We are looking for 4-6 actors to make up the ensemble for all the plays involved to be performed March 15th- March 28th.  Rehearsals will start tentatively on February 21st with rehearsal running Sunday-Thursday during the week.  Evenings during the week and afternoons on Sunday will be scheduled for rehearsals.  Please bring all conflicts during the duration of the production with you to your audition.  Actors cast will receive a stipend at the end of the show.

To reserve an audition time in advance, please email the date and time window you prefer to BITETHEATRE@gmail.com along with an electronic copy of your Head Shot Resume.