Is it just me, or does it seem like Madonna has lost her sense of humor over the past decade or so?  Between Kaballah, overly-strict rules for her kids (like no TV), and some weird dating practices, she seems to have done a 180 from her previous party girl self.

Lucky for you, Madonna fans, she DOES have a sense of humor for Thursday night’s episode of “The Marriage Ref,” airing at 9 p.m. on TMJ4.  Here’s a preview:

Tune in to “Private Lives,” the next all-new episode of HOUSE airing Monday, March 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. In the episode, House (Hugh Laurie) and the team take on the case of an avid blogger (guest star Laura Prepon, “That ‘70s Show”) admitted with sudden bruising and bleeding. From her hospital bed, the patient blogs about her symptoms, doctors and prospective diagnoses to her dedicated band of followers and solicits their advice on a course of treatment. Such openness leads the team to contemplate the value of privacy, especially after House and Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) uncover secrets from one another’s past.

What happened when Molly and Jason called in with Kidd and Elizabeth today that made Kidd O’Shea a little uncomfortable? Listen to the interview by clicking here.

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Sorry Danny Gokey…I’m going to have to DVR your stuff on Idol tonight…

All of us “Office” fans have been waiting six years for Jim and Pam to be together, and tonight, their baby is born!

Here’s a sneak preview:

“How I Met Your Mother,” Mondays at 7 on CBS, has been one of my FAVORITE shows since it debuted five years ago, and regardless of tonight’s storyline, I’m gonna give this a “LIKE” on Facebook…the oh-so gorgeous CARRIE UNDERWOOD guest stars as Ted’s girlfriend.

If you’ve followed the show at all, you know that Ted is the one telling his kids–in the year 2030–the story of how he met their mother in the present time.  A lot of die-hards (like myself) think it’s about time the writers revealed the mother…so their COULD be a chance Carrie would be back for more than one appearance.  Keyword: COULD.  (So far, CBS only has her for one episode.)

Here’s a sneak peek of Carrie on tonight’s show click here! (And don’t worry, anarchy will not ensue for pressing play.)

I just spent the past five days being sick and stuck on my couch, and here are some things I learned:

1) After watching a “Keeping up with the Kardashian’s” marathon, I realized I have more in common with Kim, Kourtney and Khloe than I had thought. They’re crazy and obsessed with how they look, just like me. Kidd Kardashian?

2) The lady on QVC between 7p-10p wears way too much self tanner.

3) The Food Network never shows the mess you have to clean up after making your “10 Minute Meals.” Add an additional 20 minutes.

4) My24 should be called “The Two and Half Men Network” featuring “That 70’s Show.”

5) I finally found something more dramatic than me, figure skating.

It’s amazing the things you learn while stuck on the couch for five days with a box of Kleenex, hot tea, and a remote control.

ABC’s hit show “Extreme Makeover Home Edition” is looking for deserving families in the Milwaukee are to be on the show.

Here’s the info from their press release:

The Extreme Makeover: Home Edition producers are looking for inspiring people and families whose home desperately needs to be rebuilt.  “We’re looking for those special people who have amazing strength of character and never give up in tough situations or helping others, says Casting Supervisor Rebecca Shumsky.   ¨We want to help people whose stories have really affected their community or made a big difference in other people’s lives.”

 In addition, the homes of those families must present major problems that affect the quality of their life.  The families or individual must not have the resources, ability or time to fix these serious problems without the show´s help.

 To be eligible, a family must own a single family home and be able to show producers how a makeover will make a huge difference in their lives.  Anyone interested in nominating a family or applying should e-mail a short description of their family and house story, names and ages of everyone in the household, and photos of  the house and family  to: Castingwisconsin@gmail.com.

For more information on how to apply, visitors can go to abc.com.

Nominations may be submitted by the family or by a member of their community. Each nomination must include a description of the major challenges within the home and a contact phone number. Anyone submitting a nomination must be able to explain why the nominated family is deserving, heroic, and/or a great role model for their community.  The deadline for nominations is Feb. 28, 2010.

We sometimes forget than Tom Bergeron has ANOTHER job beyond “Dancing With The Stars” — he still hosts the show that made guys getting hit in the crotch famous: America’s Funniest Home Videos!  And Sunday night, the show celebrates its 20th anniversary with a ton of fun clips, including a tribute to our fair state!

Watch for a family from New Berlin, and another from East Troy on tomorrow night’s show at 6 on Channel 12.

(And please, let’s hope no one gets hit in the crotch.)

So I was sitting at home at 8:15PM watching the Olympics when I went to check the status of my delayed flight to LA and what once read 12:39 AM (next day) was now reading 8:55PM… I grabbed 3 shirts (still have no idea which ones) and threw them in a bag and ran, got in the car, drove 55 (60 in some areas), parked in the short term lot ($13 a day), ran some more (almost fainted from running so fast) and quickly got through security (thankfully no one with 4 bags of 8oz liquids was infront of me.) Long story short, I made it to the gate at 8:45PM and I am typing from the air… After tonight I think I should be on the “Amazing Race.”  I can’t believe I made it!